Psych! It actually is kind of a big deal that Joe Simpson, well-known shademeister, took out a life insurance police on his very, very famous daughter without telling anyone. Probably...
I don’t mean just his boyfriend, but the whole entire affair. We need a Lifetime movie about Joe Simpson‘s childhood, about how he decided to stay in the closet and marry Tina... [Image removed upon request.]
So remember how we kind of mentioned that Jessica Simpson‘s father, Joe Simpson went and filed for divorce from his wife and everyone was saying that... Oh man. So, talk about bad timing, huh? Right before divorce proceedings were announced by Joe and Tina Simpson, it was revealed that Joe, father of Jessica Simpson, might be gay. But... From TMZ:
Joe Simpson — Jessica Simpson’s dad — has been charged with 2 counts of DUI stemming from an August 4th arrest … TMZ has learned.
TMZ broke the story... From TMZ:
Joe Simpson — Jessica Simpson’s father — was arrested for DUI in L.A. … TMZ has learned.
According to law enforcement sources, 54-year-old Joe was busted... And believe you me, we’ve had plenty of long chats with Jess to try and convince her to change her mind, but it just doesn’t look like it’s working. Jessica is going to... She’s not even showing yet — and there’s been no confirmation from anyone in her camp — but Papa Joe Simpson is reportedly already trying to cash in on... Seriously, it’s like they all think this Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz marriage is going to work out.
Says Jess: My sister is overflowing with joy. Pete is an incredible soul. They... The former reverend exemplifies the qualities we look for in our men of the cloth: love, tolerance, and an awareness that life does not bend to our will. He’s really just all of this... Via Best Week Ever this morning Joe Simpson is still creeping people out with his strange “management” of his daughter Jessica.
Now I remember back in the day when Jess was all... Apparently Joe Simpson didn’t get the memo that Dukes of Hazzard sucked. He’s planning to open a chain of restaurants called Daisy Dukes, to capitalize on that one movie that...
Joe Simpson
There Needs to Be A Lifetime Movie About Joe...
Oh Yeah, Joe Simpson is Definitely Maybe Gay
Jessica Simpson’s Parents are Divorcing Because...
Jessica Simpson’s Dad Might Go to Jail
Jessica Simpson’s Dad Got Arrested
Jessica Simpson’s Dad and I Don’t Approve...
Yup, Papa Joe’s Trying to Cash in on...
The Entire Simpson Family Is Delusional
Joe Simpson is Truly a Man of God
Joe Simpson is Still Freaking People Out
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