Oh, happy happy day! Joey Boy Francis was arrested today after showing up five hours late for a U.S. court hearing. What a moron! The Girls Gone Wild founder was arrested Monday for showing...
I thought today would be a sad day, what with the Cardinals losing last night and everything.
But it’s actually a happy day!
There’s a bench warrant out for Joe Francis’s... Here’s Joe “Dead Eyes” Francis announcing that he’s suing the people who kept him in a Florida jail to the tune of $300M.
“I recently experienced an... Will Joe Francis’s legal troubles ever end?
Man, I sure hope not.
Today, Joe pleaded not guilty to two felony tax-evasion charges in federal court in Los Angeles. He is accused of... And this time it doesn’t even have anything to do with filming naked underage girls!
We’re making progress!
Joey Boy Francis was sued by the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas for unpaid... Okay.
So. You guys know I don’t like Joe Francis. That much should be clear by now. And I’m thrilled that there is yet another lawsuit pending against him. It was filed last... So earlier in the week, Joe Francis made a big fucking deal of offering Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the hooker at the center of the Elliott Spitzer scandal, a million dollar pay-out to pose for... Oh, I love shit like this.
Joe Francis was prepared to offer Ashley Dupre a cool million to appear in his GGW DVDs, but then he discovered that she’d already gotten naked for him... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
So Joe “Rapist” Francis got out of jail in Reno, then schlepped his ass across the country to Florida to face charges for filming girls he fully knew... But just for a little while!
Joe sent the following email to pals:
“Friends,
Today I posted my bond in Reno so that I can immediately return to
Florida to face the charges against me... Oh, happy day!
Girls Gone Wild founder/rapist Joe Francis has lost his bid to be released from a Nevada jail without fear of being extradited to Florida.
Joe’s in jail in Nevada for... Little Joe-Joe doesn’t like it in the slammer. :( The people are not nice and the cafeteria always runs out of Squirt before he gets there.
You do the crime, you serve the time, Joey...Today Is a Happy Day
The Terrorists Have Some Demands
Joe Francis Pleads Not Guilty to Tax Evasion
Joe Francis SUED Again!
Let’s Get Joe Francis Back in Jail!!!
Eeee HEE HEE Ashley Dupre Was Underage When She Posed...
Ahhhhhhh HA HA HA HA! Elliot Spitzer’s Little...
Ugh, Joe Francis Is Officially Done with This Jail...
Hide Your Daughters: Joe Francis Is Out of Jail
Joe Francis Is Going to Be in Jail FOREEEEEEEEEVER!!!
Joe Francis is a Whiny Little Bitch