Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel Just Wants A Chance

Jessica Biel is on the cover of June’s Allure and like every other marginally talented actress, she blames her beauty as a stumbling block to success.  “Yeah, it [her...

Quotables

Powder Blue is one of the most depressingly bad movies ever made. Every decision — from the screenplay to the acting to the visual palette — is a cynical calculation based on an...

The Couple That Jogs Together …

… I dunno how to finish that. The couple that jogs together … flogs together? Clogs together? Hedgehogs together? (I’m sure that means some sex thing to somebody...

Still Together, Still Annoying

Jessica Biel and alleged kidnapper Clark Rockefeller Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter Justin Timberlake at an L.A. Lakers game last night.  Pictures in the gallery of Timberlake mounting his...

Wait-I Was… Wrong?

Didn’t I predict that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were going to be breaking up?  I’m pretty sure I did.  So what in the hell is Justin doing making positive statements...

Jessica Biel Respects Strippers

You may find this odd since I write celebrity gossip, but I don’t really like movies.  I have limited knowledge of them and have never seen such classics as Grease, Star Wars or...

Celebrities Without Makeup: “Life Is...

Oh, look, it’s Jessica Biel, picking up a new MacBook at the Grove without any makeup on. Except she still looks like 1000 times better than normal people do after hours of hair and...