Jessica Alba got pulled over for a minor traffic ticket this weekend, and it was caught on tape, but definitely the best part of this vid is listening to the paparazzi be assholes to each...
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Jessica Alba’s Ass Is A Gift
Okay, so speaking of tattoos, Jessica Alba has a bow at the top of her ass crack. Doesn’t that just tell you that she views anal as the greatest gift she can ever offer a man? Ink...
Jessica Alba Won’t Put White Things In Her Mouth
Jessica Alba has sworn off consuming anything white. Personally, this just sounds like an excuse to avoid oral, but what do I know? No potatoes, rice, white sugar or flour. Basically...
The World Goes “He’s Just Not That Into...
Yahoo! Movies posted a slide show of celebrities entitled “We’re Just Not That Into Them”. Clever, Yahoo. The premise of this list being movies stars that used to be...
Jessica Alba Cried Because She Had to Work Out
Before we get into the meat of this particular story, I would just like to bitch about Jessica Alba for a bit. You see, when she was pregnant, she didn’t want photographers anywhere...
Jessica Alba Wins Some Points in My Book
Okay, Jess. I find you marginally less annoying today. And, it turns out you do smile — when you’re calling Bill O’Reilly an “a-hole” on camera. Rock on, chica.
Smile, Bitch!
Jessica Alba may be happy about our new President, but she’s sure having a hard time showing it. At the inaugural ball in DC she attended, this was the closest Jessica got to smiling...
Happy Family!
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren show off their undying love and their wedding rings as they take little Honor Marie out in LA on Sunday. Okay, what do you think costs more: that stroller or a...
Celebrities Without Makeup: “Life Is Fair...
Ya know, without a shitload of professionally applied makeup and a fancy hairdo, Jessica Alba doesn’t really look all that impressive. I mean, she’s not unattractive, but you...
Did Jessica Alba Do Something Pleasant?
I know, I find it hard to believe, too. But spies are reporting to Page Six that Jessica Alba left a $200 tip at the new SoHo restaurant Via dei Mille after they comped the Nutella crepes...
Jessica Alba’s Hair: Love It or Leave It?
At the Keep A Child Alive fundraiser in NYC. Also pictured: Alicia Keys and Padma Lakshmi.
Holy Adorableness!
I normally make a cottage industry of hating on Jessica Alba, but this photo of the Alba-Warren clan out in NYC this weekend warms my evil little heart.