I guess technically it’s a dress, but it took me a while to come to that conclusion. For the first ten minutes I looked at it, the only name my brain could attach to it was...
January Jones is one of those celebrities that I don’t know a whole lot about. Like, I know that she’s on Mad Men, and I know she was pretty mediocre in that X-Men movie. I... Are you seeing this? Or am I the only one losing my mind, thinking that January Jones looks … well, quite a bit like she-of-the-glitter-orifices and scary oral sex photos?
But... The latest victim in a string of ‘who’s your daddy’-related humor pertaining to the contents of January Jones’s uterus is husband of supermodel Claudia Schiffer... So January Jones is just about the most flawless looking pregnant woman I’ve ever seen. Just gonna cut to that part of this whole post ASAP, because I truly don’t understand why... “If I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other [the first time we met]. It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, ‘Come sit... On Friday, we learned that January Jones is pregnant (we also learned that Prince Harry is a prince of unrivaled beauty, but that’s neither here nor there). There are a lot of... If you haven’t heard by now, wading through the news of the Royal Wedding and their Royal Wedded Bliss, Mad Men‘s January Jones is with child. My first thoughts, seriously... You want to hear something crazy? I’ve never seen a single episode of Mad Men. I know, I know, bizarre, right? The show seems right up my alley — kitschy, retro production... You know, being a celebrity gossip blogger, you have to have a certain vitriol running through your veins. You can’t harbor any discrimination when it comes to making fun of the... But no. No one ever heeds my advice. And look what happens. The hottest man in the world ends up shagging a woman who wrecks a bunch of cars and walks away (literally), shrugging her... Dear Adrien Brody:
I love you. I’ve loved you since I first saw you in The Pianist. When you looked out from your Nazi-ravaged apartment and directly into the camera, we had a...
January Jones
January Jones Is Eating Her Placenta
… But Why Do You Look Like Ke$ha, January Jones?
So We DO Know Who January Jones’s Baby Daddy Is...
Why Hasn’t Anyone Publicly Admitted They...
Quotables: Zach Galifianakis Thinks January Jones is...
Um, Jason Sudeikis, Uh, Might Be The Father of, Like...
If January Jones is Knocked Up by Adrien Brody...
I Never Fully Appreciated Just How Hot Jon Hamm Really...
I Sincerely Hope That This Story Has Not a Grain of...
See? I Told You This Chick Was Bad News.
Adrien Brody is Dating This Homely Hag?