Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hugh Hefner

Quotables

“To be perfectly frank, I have unexpectedly fallen in love. It is the relationship with Holly that will probably last forever. The others will last for as long as they want it to last...

Oh Captain, My Captain

Hey! Someone knock that old guy over so I can bang the hooker. What’s that? It’s Hef? Oh, man, sorry Hef – I thought you had passed away (I mean that in a totally...

Hugh Does It Dirty

Page 6 says Hugh Hefner is getting married again to the chickie pictured above (Holly Madison). Not only will she recieve mind altering elderly sex with a moderate chance of breakin’...

Late-Night Links

Those folks who took over Paris Hilton’s storage locker when she forgot to pay the monthly fee on it have finally released the info they found within. Among it: pictures of Paris...

Late-Night Links

The cast of Grey’s Anatomy continues their love-fest, with T.R. Knight appearing on Ellen to formally recommend Isaiah Washington for sainthood. [Defamer] Even into the sixth season...