Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Is Hurting Me

Because he hates you, Ryan Seacrest debuted Heidi Montag’s new single, “Look How I’m Doing,” on his morning radio show today. Really, Heidi? You’re going to...

Heidi and Spencer Tie the Knot

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have “eloped” in Mexico, if by “eloped” you mean “meticulously photographed every moment for the eventual sale of the photos to...

Today In Genius

“Like I’ve always said: Heidi’s hair and makeup people are some of my favorite homosexuals on the planet, and if they want to marry each other, I’m not about to be...

These Two Are Still Around?

Hey remember how Britney Spears did a couple of episodes of How I Met Your Mother and everyone was like “That’s stunt casting! This is a ridiculous ratings ploy!” and the...

Quotables

“Since dating Spencer, Heidi’s whole mentality has changed—everything has changed. It’s almost indescribable. You almost had to have known her to know what...

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Heidi Montag at the Reality Check Challenge for Global Hunger at Taco Bell in LA.

I’m Famous Too, Bitches!!!

Everyone’s getting their sisters in on the action! Stephanie Pratt started showing up on The Hills last season, and it looks like Holly Montag — who’s Joe Francis’...

Heidi Montag: “Overdosin'” Video

Who directed this shit? Spencer? Probably. There’s nothing really to say about this, except for that it’s a kind of pathetic ploy by Heidi to get some attention for her...