So I don’t know if you guys heard or not, but Heidi Montag is supposed to be starring in a new reality show alongside The Bachelor‘s Jake Pavelka, the social (but way hotter)...
I know a lot of you are probably all like ‘Who the fuck cares?’ but I’m actually wondering if this is more of a publicity stunt than anything. A story came up in one of... And from this photo,we’re supposed to feel all sorts of horrible for Heidi and her violently scarred and marred face and send gifts – in the form of traveler’s checks... I hate you for being the overexposed reality stars that you are (and yup, I’m totally aware that I only contribute to the absurdity by writing about you), I hate you for helping young... Heidi Montag has G-cup implants. Fucking G-cup. I didn’t even know they made them that big, but that’s probably what everyone said about the Hindenburg, too. … Uh, bad... Heidi is prepared to make bank on her sex tape Plastic surgeon to the stars, Dr. Frank Ryan, passes away after car crash. Heidi Montag has filed for a divorce from Spencer Pratt. Can you believe it? You should, because it's been a long time coming. And being the fame whore he is, Spencer Pratt went straight... “I want every kind of press,” he says. “She [Heidi] believes in bad press. There’s no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully... Best. Lede. Ever.
Not gonna try to top it.
So long, Faci Montage, Rager Pratt, Cokeface McGee, Other Cokeface McGee, Mutilated Ceiling Eyes, Choady Jenner, Justin Bobby Mumblehead and... Now that the antichrist Spencer’s almost completely out of her life, Heidi’s becoming vocal about what she’s done, what she was pushed into and what she wants.
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