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Heather Mills

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  “Beatrice questions everybody who eats animals  When we were in the south of France, there was a buffet for kids, and by the end of the week no one would sit near us because she...

I Need to Divorce Paul McCartney ASAP

Heather Mills McFugly finally settled her divorce from the Beatle — to the tune of $48.6 million. It isn’t even close to what she was asking for originally, but still. I could...

Quotables

“Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good. Because people are very snobby. These people who have lots...

How Was This Woman Ever a Model?

Heather Mills McFugly promotes her new environmental campaign in London. I’m all for helping the environment. But I’m so against ugly.

Heather Mills Drives Like Me

After her fat settlement from Paul McCartney, it seems like Heather Mills doesn’t much care about paying parking tickets. According to Page Six: HEATHER Mills has been hell on...

Heather Mills Settles with Paul McCartney

For a reported $100 million. That sum includes a $40M lump sum payment, and around $5M a year in child support until little Beatrice turns 18. Why on earth does Beatrice need $5 mil a year...

Hop-A-Long Gets the Boot

I think she proved stereotypes shouldn’t be blah blah blah. And now she’s adiosed. She rides the bye-bye train out of Dancing With The Starsville. The reason: She wasn’t...

Heather Mills Defends Alec Baldwin

If anyone knows what it feels like to have an entire country gang up on you, it’s Heather Mills. So perhaps it’s no surprise that she came to Alec Baldwin’s defense on...