George Clooney was named a United Nations Messenger of Peace today. Does that make his stupid girlfriend the First Hooker of the United Nations?
“At least she is older than 16.”
George Clooney, when asked for his thoughts on the Nicole Kidman pregnancy. Fuck this.
Sources are reporting that George Clooney has been bugging his friend, director Stephen Soderbergh, to put his hooker girlfriend, Sarah Larson, in one of his upcoming movies... What happened to our perma-bachelor???
Who is this stupid hooker???? And why did George take her to some event in Italy??
She’s been around forever.
If you’re gonna get serious... Figure this one out, kids:
George Clooney will become an executive board member of a new Swiss energy company that will develop environmentally friendly techniques for car motors and other... From the AP:
George Clooney and a companion were injured on Friday when their motorcycle collided with a car on a narrow road across the Hudson River from New York City.
Clooney suffered a... I knew it would come to this at some point. When someone is so sexy that they make the human torch look like a wet blanket people are bound to get hurt. And since George lives in Italy... The Associated Press scooped everybody on this shit. Take that, People magazine. Angelina Jolie exclusives my ass. We’ve got George Clooney being a nice guy at a lemonade stand. Also... Yay! Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette are expecting a baby! [Gone Hollywood]
Donald Trump may pull a Britney. [Cele|bitchy]
The Beckham’s actual reality was too dull, so... The OC‘s Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody decide to call it quits. In real life, not on the show. Are they still on that show? Do I really care? No. [Tabloid Whore]
Eddie Murphy... He’s done it again. George Clooney has taken home the “Sexiest Man Alive” title from People magazine. He first won it nine whole years ago, clearly there are no... Bridget Grish doesn’t care if you look at her tits. Her mySpace page? That’s different.
George Clooney is rumored to be dating Ellen Barkin. If you don’t know who Ellen...
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