Today's Evil Beet Gossip

George Clooney

PETA Jumps the Shark

  NY Daily News is reporting that PETA wants to make tofu flavored with Eau De George Clooney. Someone sent PETA a towel soaked in the actor’s perspiration – apparently picked up...

George Clooney Loves the No-Names!

He could get a date with any A-lister in Hollywood — but George Clooney doesn’t want ’em! The latest chick he’s been seen out and about with is a perennial game-show...

George Clooney And Susan Sarandon On ER

Does anyone watch ER anymore?  I’m happy this is the last season, but that show really should have ended, like, ten years ago.  How many fires, earthquakes, bombs, falling out of...

Welcome Back, Dr. Ross!

It looks like George Clooney will be appearing on ER during the final season, reprising his role as Dr. Doug Ross. The TV show, created by the late Michael Crichton, launched...

Quotables

“At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage won’t be an issue, and everyone who stood against this civil right will look as outdated as George Wallace standing on the school...

George Clooney Is Absolutely Edible!

It’s fascinating to see what some companies will come up with to promote their products. Jelly Belly used 10,000 jelly beans to create a very special portrait of Oscar nominee George...

I’d Marry George Clooney

Clooney knows he’s doomed at The Oscars come Sunday telling People Magazine: “For me, it’s like being Hillary Clinton,” says the Michael Clayton star. “If it...