Ladies and gentleman: The moment you’ve all been waiting for has arrived. LINDSAY LOHAN HAS CHECKED INTO REHAB. After her latest hospitalization for an “appendectomy”...
Well, Paris didn’t, exactly, because she couldn’t be bothered to appear in court. But her lawyer appeared on her behalf at an L.A. court today, and pleaded not guilty for her... Yes. It’s true. Drunkie Paula gave the following quote to Entertainment Weekly:
“Last year, when no one understood what I was saying, and even though I’ve never been drunk... La Lohan set tongues a-wagging when she was photographed leaving The Ivy yesterday wearing a ninety-day sobriety chip given by Alcoholics Anonymous and other twelve-step programs. It seems... It’s been a rough weekend for Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan. Late last week, Richie checked into a treatment facility to determine “why she’s not been putting on any... I can’t hate you anymore. I can no longer despise your desperate and embarrassing pleas for attention and publicity. It takes too much energy. So I’ve decided to embrace you... As she is drunk out of her skull on this appearance on Charlotte Church’s U.K. television show.
[youtube=] Tara Reid doesn’t seem to get it.
Tara, sweetheart: The boobs are not the problem. The alcohol is the problem.
Via Radar:
Tara Reid clearly likes the idea of her hard-partying days... I’m no expert on Jesus, Mr. Stapp, but, from what I’ve been told, he wasn’t real big on gambling, drinking to excess, or announcing that Dave Grohl has a tiny penis on... No, not the “it girl.” Just “that girl.” You know, the one who can’t walk out of the club using her own internal balancing skills, but rather must rely on... Because one of these days, she’s gonna pull a Kate Moss and get caught putting powder up her nose (please, God?).
More drunkie Paris (including an ass shot) here. I was so excited to run this with the headline “George Michael’s Double Whammy,” but E! Online got to it first. Damn.
I’d rather not be so harsh as to say...
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