Paris Hilton and Douche Reinhardt spent yesterday frolicking around Maui sucking face and posing pretty for the cameras. I’m sure this is true love. Just like Paris’s love...
So thank goodness her new boyfriend, Douche Reinhardt, got her a baby teacup Pomeranian for her 28th birthday, in addition to a bunch of other shit she’ll just end up dumping on the... What else would you call a man willing to risk what could be a fiery case of the herpes and Reverse Wonky-eye-itis* just to be marginally famous?
You can practically see Reinhardt... Awww, how sweet.
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, The Hills star Douche Doug Reinhardt, partied it up in WeHo last night, attending Whitney Port’s birthday party and then sucking face... Paris and her irrelevant boyfriend Doug Reinhardt showed up in LA at Teddy’s nightclub Saturday night. They made a point of hanging on each other and making out-all in front of... Paris should just move to Japan. They love her so much there. And they don’t watch The Hills, so they don’t know what a douche Doug Reinhardt is.
Paris spent the day tooling... So I just ran these photos of Paris Hilton landing at Narita Airport in Japan. A few minutes later, I came across the same set of photos from a different photo provider … and I swear... Oooh!
In an effort to remain relevant for 20 more seconds, total douchetard Doug Reinhardt is telling his side of the Amanda Bynes break-up story, claiming he ended the relationship... Something is very fishy here.
Just on Tuesday, Amanda Bynes and her boyfriend, loser Doug Reinhardt, were looking all lovey-dovey on the red carpet for a charity event in LA.
Then, today... Amanda Bynes is looking AMAZING these days — too bad she’s wasting her extreme hotness on total famewhore douchebag Doug Reinhardt, with whom she seems to be getting...
Doug Reinhardt
What Paris Hilton Needs Is Another Fucking Dog
Famewhore Deluxe
Douches in Paradise!
Paris Hilton And Doug Reinhardt Reenact My Sophomore...
Tokyo ::Hearts:: Paris Hilton
Wait, WTF????
Doug Reinardt Tells His Side of the Story!
Are Amanda and Doug Over?
Run, Amanda, Run!!!