So, alright. That’s a lie, I guess. If you count the Santa outfit (that, I don’t know, may or may not have been a rental), he’s got three shirts, but the only one I ever...
Gee, Courtney Stodden, I Didn’t Know You Liked...
Hell, I didn’t even know she could read. I’m pretty sure they get into the really, really in-depth English stuff in the 9th grade, and I’m not sure she actually made it...
The Top 5 Douchebags of 2011
Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on...
Blind Item: Which Reality Star Wanted A Threesome with...
Tragically, I have no real guesses as to who this could be. Let me give you all the details, then you can let me know what you think: This female two time former reality star who was...
This Is Probably The Creepiest Thing You Will Ever See
video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player Yesterday, Sarah showed you a delightful gallery of photos of Courtney Stodden rubbing herself all over Doug Hutchison, who was...
HO HO HO.
Skanky brass-tone armband that’s disguising a nasty green stain in the shape of a skanky brass-tone armband? CHECK. Over-worn, clear Lucite stripper heels that are *totally*...
Courtney Stodden Wore the Prom Dress She Never Got to...
Ugh, her husband’s such a schlub, right? Girlfriend here looks just so classy and classic and clean and her man shows up wearing a grungy t-shirt, beanie hat, and leather jacket. She...
DUH We Have Photos of Courtney Stodden and Doug...
The thing I can’t figure out, though, is whether Doug is dressed up as Courtney, or if Courtney’s dressed up as a skank and Doug’s just emulating that to follow suit and...
Courtney Stodden Was This Year’s Slutty Pumpkin...
Anderson Cooper Thinks You’re a Dink, Too...
I gathered that Anderson thinks Courtney‘s a trashy, rotten pumpkin-head with a mad facial tic. And I’ve realized, I’m totally OK with that and, as always, I agree...
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Were Kicked Off a...
You know, every time I try to type “Doug,” you know what comes out? “Dough.” I just can’t stop it. Even consciously trying *not* to type “Dough,”...
Courtney Stodden Just Needs to Stop
Remember how these two weirdos got their reality show? They did. And about that, now they’re shopping around for a network to pick it up. Naturally, they headed to MTV, home of Jersey...