So, alright. That’s a lie, I guess. If you count the Santa outfit (that, I don’t know, may or may not have been a rental), he’s got three shirts, but the only one I ever...
Hell, I didn’t even know she could read. I’m pretty sure they get into the really, really in-depth English stuff in the 9th grade, and I’m not sure she actually made it... Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on... Tragically, I have no real guesses as to who this could be. Let me give you all the details, then you can let me know what you think:
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Yesterday, Sarah showed you a delightful gallery of photos of Courtney Stodden rubbing herself all over Doug Hutchison, who was... Skanky brass-tone armband that’s disguising a nasty green stain in the shape of a skanky brass-tone armband? CHECK.
Over-worn, clear Lucite stripper heels that are *totally*... Ugh, her husband’s such a schlub, right? Girlfriend here looks just so classy and classic and clean and her man shows up wearing a grungy t-shirt, beanie hat, and leather jacket. She... The thing I can’t figure out, though, is whether Doug is dressed up as Courtney, or if Courtney’s dressed up as a skank and Doug’s just emulating that to follow suit and... I gathered that Anderson thinks Courtney‘s a trashy, rotten pumpkin-head with a mad facial tic. And I’ve realized, I’m totally OK with that and, as always, I agree... You know, every time I try to type “Doug,” you know what comes out? “Dough.” I just can’t stop it. Even consciously trying *not* to type “Dough,”... Remember how these two weirdos got their reality show? They did. And about that, now they’re shopping around for a network to pick it up. Naturally, they headed to MTV, home of Jersey...Gee, Courtney Stodden, I Didn’t Know You Liked...
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