So I wrote about how Verne Troyer was not only seeing a new chick — but she was cheating on him with another little person — and then I tried to befriend her on Facebook because...

MINI-Me can’t help being played the fool by women. Verne Troyer was first dissed by his ex, Ranae Shrider, when she sold a sex tape of the two and made fun of his puny endowment and...