I don’t even know what to make of this. My head’s kind of exploding right now.
Paris Hilton.
David Hasselhoff.
Matthew Perry.
Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge.
Rumer... From the National Enquirer:
The 55-year-old actor has suffered a severe drinking relapse and was readmitted to a Los Angeles hospital to detox on Oct. 8, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports in... What’s the state of the universe you ask? Taaaaaa-da!
David Hasselhoff Gets Full Custody of Children
Yes, this David Hasselhoff:
Actually that’s not near as bad as this…... Don’t watch this on your lunch break, guys.
[via Defamer] So in the wake of Cheeseburger-Gate, a judge has apparently taken away The Hoff’s visitation rights with his two teenage daughter. He can communicate with them over the phone only.
In... In response to this video of him drunkenly eating a cheeseburger, David Hasselhoff has issued the following statement, essentially accusing his ex-wife of leaking the video and hoping that...Okay, The Weirdest Fucking Group of People Showed Up...
David Hasselhoff is Waaaaay Off the Wagon
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David Hasselhoff’s Ex-Wife Takes a Page from the...