I just sort of want to let this story speak for itself because I guarantee you it’s the most ridiculous thing you’ll hear today – or probably all week. The National...
If you guessed Dane Cook, you’d definitely be right.
We haven’t talked about Dane on the site for almost an entire year, and the post that day was only written in order to mock... Something about this photo rubs me the wrong way, and I can’t tell what it is. I don’t know if it’s the weird mid-ab wrinkle that Dane‘s got going on there, like... I hate Dane Cook. I know, he’s the most easily hated person in the history of people who aren’t Hitler, but I honestly can’t stand the guy. It’s so multilayered... Dane Cook is a moron. He is an unfunny, clueless, meathead. Let me just get that out of the way.
In an interview with MTV, Dane Cook says that something he’d like to do is play The... I’m truly not trying to shake your faith in mankind but there does seem to be a theft and betrayal theme to the celebrity news stories tonight.
Darryl McCauley, manager to comedian... OMG.
So here’s a taste of what Dane Cook had to say on his MySpace blog about the poster for his upcoming film, My Best Friend’s Girl:
1. Graphics:
Whoever photoshopped our... Dane Cook is going to trial. But not on charges of awful, awful comedy. No, he’s going to trial because his landlord is trying to evict him because his dog shits everywhere.
Jury... Okay, look, I find Dane Cook to be as annoying and unfunny as the next guy, but, if I’m being honest, I think the guy’s way hot.
And John Krasinski is, well — I... This article from our friends at CNN poses a question: Is Dane Cook the Funniest Man in America? The answer is amazing in that it can be answered more quickly than a rattlesnake’s... Brad and Angelina are forced to exercise amongst the unwashed masses, despite their earnest pleas to be spared such indignity.
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