[Image Removed on Request] I guess the old, clear Lucite heels were just getting too yellowed and too cracked, and what better solution than to—DUH—buy new ones? Well...
No, like, again. Did Courtney Stodden just recently get more plastic surgery?
Here’s a little comparison photo, with Courtney’s new face on the left and her old one on the... Oh man. What a ripe, hot mess this is going to be. That being said? I’m totally going to watch it.
This is another exclusive clip from the new marriage counseling-reality show called... Courtney Stodden‘s mom is the worst. Like, the absolute worst. Worse than Dina Lohan and Kris Jenner rolled up into a big ball of grossness. She’s worse than the idea that... First of all, HAHAHAHAHAHA. And second of all, HA.
Courtney Stodden wants to pose for Playboy. We know that because she tweeted a tweet last night that said “no to porn, yes to... A puppy! No, wait, that was her creepy husband’s gift. Ooh, no, they gave her the chance to be immortalized on film forever! Shoot, no, that gift was from porn companies, far and... So, since Courtney Stodden turned eighteen (yesterday. That would be yesterday), it’s been confirmed that she’s been completely inundated with offers to do porn. Emily mentioned... It seems like just yesterday that we first met that darling, precocious child bride, Courtney Stodden. Back when we first got to know and love this girl, she was just 16 years old... And I’m really sorry, you guys, but I think you might be disappointed.
It turns out that while Courtney Stodden is, in fact, filming a reality show, it’s not the show we had... I didn’t think this glory would ever come to pass. I didn’t believe that we deserved something so purely wonderful. I thought that this was just a dream that could never make... Or, at least, judging by her photo, you’d think she’d be, because this current getup—like many of her other getups—is straight out of an 80’s budget strip... What’s that? You’ve been wondering where Courtney Stodden’s been all these weeks? Well. Look no further (as if you’d have to look any further than her personal...
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