This is such a treat. Courtney Stodden‘s mom, Krista Stodden, gave an interview, and it is just something so special. I mean, I think we’re all familiar with how special an...
No, the answer is absolutely ‘no’, because Courtney Stodden and Lucite shoes and minidresses and the word ‘lovely’ can never, ever really gel, but there’s... Oh man. The shoes. The new shoes. Guys, they’re not any better than the old shoes (well, except for the fact that you can’t see her gnarled-up toes or the spray tan stains on... Ugh. Is it me or does Which I, like, totally don’t understand, considering Courtney’s mother herself practically sold Courtney to Doug Hutchison for a song and a pair of shitty Lucite heels. Which... And if you thought she might have maybe, I don’t know, done something totally crazy like eat turkey on a holiday where turkey is traditionally consumed, you’d be dead wrong... Here’s a hint: it has nothing to do with this woman’s job as a parent, and everything to do with stripper heels and God-given desires that Courtney just can’t suppress... I know, I know. Hush, baby birds. It’s ok. I know that Thanksgiving was ruined when we learned that Courtney Stodden wouldn’t be stripping on Thanksgiving Eve. I know how... From TMZ:
Courtney Stodden will NOT be flaunting her suspiciously perky 18-year-old breasts at a pole dancing performance next week — because the gay club that booked her … just... How are my fellow Americans planning on spending Thanksgiving this year? Probably eating with family, eating with friends, or eating by yourself, right? That’s fair. But what about... So guys, I’ve got a little story to tell you. See, yesterday morning I traveled to my home state of Pennsylvania for my obligatory every-three-year visit, and so, so much happened... And could you, with her wearing this kind of stuff ALL the F-CKING TIME?
The latest on Courtney, however, is not necessarily how useless we think she is, it’s how useless other...
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