It’s not coming out until February, but here’s the trailer for Takers. On the surface it just seems like another testosterone-fueled blockbuster, but it’s really so much...
Chris Brown
Quotables
“NOT TRYNA BE RUDE but i keep hearing tila bringing my name up. ur 15 seconds of fame has ended. dont try to gain fans by dissing me.godbless.” -Chris Brown telling Tila Tequila...
Chris Brown Said “No” But Meant...
It’s been awhile since I’ve been able to pull out the douche-ski photo, but today it just felt right. As you’ll remember, I posted a brief preview clip of Chris Brown...
Chris Brown: Like, Wow
Chris Brown continues to be a study in eloquence in a Larry King interview that is scheduled to air this Wednesday. This is a just a 34-second preview and quite frankly, at a “like...
It’s a Day of Sentencing and Larry King Live, Of...
It’s a big day for Chris Brown. He’ll be officially sentenced today — it’s expected that he’ll be sentenced to five years probation and 180 days of community...
Caption This
Here’s Chris Brown nestled between two of NYC’s finest before playing in the Entertainer’s Basketball Classic at Harlem’s Rucker Park yesterday. Oh, life can be...
Today In Worst Idea Ever
How many different hotels do you think there are in New York City? I don’t know the exact number, but I think we can all agree that there are quite a few. So, why in the world did...
Chris Brown is Sorry Trying to Save His Career
Well, kids, here you have it. Nearly six months after the fact, a video apology from Chris Brown for kicking the shit out of Rihanna. He asks and prays for your forgiveness. Thoughts?
Chris Brown’s Stupidity Never Ends
Chris Brown dodged jail for beating up Rihanna. Instead of learning his lesson and trying to live a somewhat drama-free life, he spent Saturday night making out with Kanye West’s...
The Game, Chris Brown & P.Diddy Release Michael...
This debuted on L.A. radio Friday morning. I’d like to write something about it, but I’m too busy deciding whether to laugh or vomit. So I’ll just let the song’s...
Within Striking Distance
As part of his sentencing, Chris Brown was ordered not to come within 50 yards of Rihanna. But both Rihanna and Brown reportedly want to nix that part of the punishment. “They think...
Great. So, How Do I Take Back The Mischa Barton Post?
Surely, you remember when I was so convinced that Chris Brown was going to get a plea bargain out of this whole Rihanna assault case? I was confident enough that I said I’d write a...