It’s Bruce Willis. Yeah, you read that right. I am not fucking kidding you. What? Happened? PUT THE TOUPEE BACK ON, BRUCE!! YOU’RE SCARING ME!!!
Mark my words on this, people. I’m just saying now that I called it. And if I’m still doing this shit in five years I will refer you all back to this post when she’s... It’s so unfair that everyone promotes everything in Japan, leaving us non-Japanese based writers out in the cold.
Well, check out the above picture and note that it’s going down... I know you’re going to dig this. In this clip old Bruce Willis:
1) Slurs
2) Cracks on Cybill Shepherd
3) Ends with the best catchphrase from a movie ever, throwing profanity out on... Halle Berry’s boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, is way, way hot. Also: what was Pat Sajak doing there? Anybody? I even checked IMDB to see if he’d made a cameo or something in the film... In a news world dominated by Anna Nicole autopsy reports and Britney Spears dentist visits, I think it’s time to break up the monotony with an exciting report of a Bruce... It’s heeere!! The latest installment of the Die Hard — um — quadrilogy? — is set to hit theaters in July 2007. The teaser trailer has arrived. Shit will explode... They’re filming the new Die Hard movie, Live Free or Die Hard, in El Segundo (south of LAX) for the next four weeks. If you want to know when and where, here’s the traffic...
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