Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears

Britney Rehab Update

I feel obliged to at least touch base with you guys on this topic, although I’d rather keep coverage of Britney in rehab to a minimum, to give her some time to get back on her feet...

Joe Simpson is Truly a Man of God

The former reverend exemplifies the qualities we look for in our men of the cloth: love, tolerance, and an awareness that life does not bend to our will. He’s really just all of this...

Timba! Timber! to the Rescue

Timbaland wants to get Britney back on top of the music game and has evidently gotten Justin Timberlake on board to help him. Justin allegedly said he would work with Britney but...

Late-Night Links

Britney leaves Promises to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. And Perez wins this link by being the only blogger with the sense to clip the other people out of the pic. [Perez...

Britney Shears

Bidding is up to $170.00 on Ebay. This is wrong is so many ways…but also really really awesome. It comes with its own padded room. You know that the mass produced bald Britney Spears...

Today is a Slow News Day

So, BREAKING! BRITNEY SPEARS MAY HAVE SUFFERED FROM POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION! Well no shit, Sherlock. While it’s terribly sad for Brit, it does not preclude a pre-existing problem...

Brit Spears Wants You Dead

These British folks are reporting Brit Spears was found with a “death list” of people she wanted to kill when they dragged her into rehab. Well then. K-Fed made the list, no...