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Britney Spears

Britney Spears is Bad, Part 348

Kevin Federline is on the warpath, trying to get custody of the ex-couple’s two sons. After serving subpoenas to two of Britney’s former assistants and her former bodyguard...

Britney Spears Finally Has a Manager

Manager Jeff Kwatinez may have been frustrated by Kelly Clarkson’s refusal to listen to the advice of Clive Davis, but at least Kelly doesn’t have a reputation for cleaning up...

Britney’s Divorce: It’s Official

Remember the good old days, when the worst thing we had to say about Britney Spears was that she married Kevin Federline? Back when we thought he was the problem? Oh, how very wrong we...

Out on the Town

Britney Spears and what must be her newest assistant hit up Hollywood on Saturday night. Doesn’t this girl have any friends? It seems every time there’s another young woman in a...

Britney’s Bodyguard Kicks Some Ass

When are these bodyguards going to learn that beating up paparazzi only equals more negative publicity for whoever it is they’re “protecting?” Britney Spears’...

This Makes Me Sad

I’ve been a bit despondent with all of this news of Brit Brit’s total collapse. I knew she was always a crazy person but I had a faint hope that she was on an upswing after the...

Big Thick Headbands Are Cool, Ya’ll

I like how Britney Spears’ awful extensions are sure to spur a trend of these really thick headbands. Look, she’s already got her newest BFF sporting the damn things. And that...