Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears

I Totally Called It

Britney missed her 8:30 am court appearance today to try to get overnight visits with her kids. She was out super late last night. You suck, Britney.

Britney Spears Did Something Right!

Congrats to Britney, who actually passed her drug test this weekend. Evil Beet Gossip has obtained an exclusive copy of the test in question. The questions were as follows: 1) True or...

Britney Spears Wants to Be a Bartender

Thank goodness! Britney Spears is finally open to the possibility of a career path other than “washed up, drug-addicted pop star.” The mother of two applied for a job as a...

Catfight in Bel Air!

So this is pretty great. With Lil’ Sis Jamie-Lynn in tow, Britney headed out to the Beverly Glen Center, one of her favorite places to rendezvous with the paparazzi. A local resident...

Britney Spears Reunited with Her Mom

THANK GOD. Maybe someone can talk some sense into this girl now. Sources say Lynne and Britney’s younger sister Jamie Lynn flew from Kentwood, La., to Los Angeles Friday evening. On...