I don’t have it in my to summarize or be snarky about these stories anymore, but it’s my job to bring them to you. TMZ has learned that Britney Spears stood up her parenting...

Funny video. But why’s Britney covering her mouth the whole time? She didn’t want the world to see her collagen injections. That’s so strange. Britney usually seems fine...

Ugh. I’m not even excited about these stories any more. This is just so sad. A judge on Thursday revoked Britney’s visitations rights with her children, because she refused to...

If LAPD won’t release it, we’ll just create it, dammit!!! Thanks to David over at Pretty on the Outside for this fabulous rendering.

No, that’s not her mugshot, it’s just a pic of her goofing around on Monday. We should have the mugshot by Tuesday morning. Britney Spears turned herself in to the Van Nuys jail...

Everyone is running this picture without mentioning that C.S. Lewis’s inaugural Narnia text, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, is the thinly veiled story of Christ’s life...

Okay, so I got really bored on my drive home from my crazy San Diego weekend, and I decided to put on Britney Spears’ In the Zone, for old time’s sake. I came across this...

Brit-Brit bailed on the auditions for her dancers yesterday, when she showed up five hours late for her court date to try to get overnight visits with her kids. Then she bailed on them...

Ah, I remember the heyday of the Britney Spears crotch shot. It was around a year ago, and word spread like wildfire: “There’s a Britney Spears crotch shot on the...

After numerous fakes hit the web, we have what should be the actual cover of Britney’s upcoming album, Blackout. Yup. She looks about as vapid as anyone expected.

I’m not kidding. Once again. Britney knows exactly what she’s doing at this point. As if we don’t write about her enough, Britney decided to give the paparazzi another...