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Britney Spears

Britney Was a One-Week Wonder

While first-week sales of Britney’s “Blackout” were promising, the album barely sold anything after that first week — despite good reviews! The album has sold a...

Dr. Drew: “Britney Is a Drug Addict”

Remember Dr. Drew Pinsky? From Love Line? With Adam Carolla? Ah, those were the days. Anyway, he’s the latest to weigh in on the Britney saga, and FINALLY we’re hearing from...

Britney Can’t Drive with Her Kids!!!

Silly Britney. After running a red light at a busy intersection with her kids in the car (which the paps caught on tape), Britney Spears has lost the right to drive with her kids in the...

Shocker: Britney Flunks a Drug Test

TMZ is reporting that one of Britney’s drug tests came back positive, but that the “source” who reported this to them claims it was a false positive. Meanwhile...

Another Day, Another Britney Fuck-Up

While texting, Britney ran the red light at Mulholland and Coldwater last night, with her kids in the car. She barely missed oncoming traffic. Okay, look, it’s one thing if Britney...

Quotables

“I blame myself. What mother wouldn’t? I wish I’d been there more while she was touring. But I couldn’t be. I had the other kids to look after … I didn’t...