John McCain heartily greets Levi Johnston (pictured with Bristol Palin) as he arrives in Minneapolis for the RNC. What a dashing young lad!
Ya know, this is the problem with pulling a VP candidate out of thin fucking air. I mean, choosing a chick who touts family values after being the mayor of a town with a population under... Lindsay Lohan’s latest MySpace blog?
Is about Bristol Palin, of course.
THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS THIS WEEK.
Says Lindsay:
I’ve been watching the news all morning, like everyone... Despite rumors that Sarah Palin’s youngest child is actually her grandchild, Sarah Palin today admitted that her 17-year-old unwed daughter, Bristol, is five months preggers... There are very few things that can get me genuinely interested in anything political. In fact, I had previously believed that there was nothing that could get me genuinely interested in...
Bristol Palin
Hi, Bristol!
Lindsay Lohan Waxes Political
Um Okay So I Guess Bristol Palin Is Pregnant RIGHT NOW
Okay So I’m a Little Obsessed with This Whole...