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This post isn’t a post to rag on Kristen Stewart, because like I told you guys yesterday, I’m done with all of that, but it is designed... Don’t know, guys. Seeing this trailer irritates me all over again. The tenderness in Robert Pattinson‘s voice when he talks to Kristen Stewart and her stupid Bella character;... Does anyone really care about these stupid stills? I mean, come on. There’s much bigger things going on here, what with Kristen Stewart‘s love (and vagina) being led astray by a... This is so exciting. I am so excited. Where are you, Twihards? Come and JOIN IN MY EXCITEMENT OVER HERE so that I don’t look like the stinky kid who’s got a new ball and no one... Oh please. I’m not even going to pretend that I’m not excited about this movie coming up, because why should I? Why should I try to be all cool and collected when I’m... Aww, guys. Can you barely stand it? Seeing Bella and Edward together as immortals, and now seeing them with their half-vampire, half-human offspring, Renesmee*? Think about it: just a few... This November, the second part of Breaking Dawn will be released. This will be the last Twilight movie ever (probably). We have six months to prepare for it. Is it enough time to get... I would. I mean, come on. It’d be all laughs and chucks from the time the heart monitor stopped beeping, because duh, what’s funnier than your blood-starved, emaciated wife... Writing about celebrity gossip is hard work! And that is why I have decided to farm out one of my weekend posts to my friend Fred’s 11-year-old daughter. Hmm. I think this isn’t... If watching this video of everyone’s favorite Twihard didn’t just make your day, then … well, I guess you had a really awful day. And for that, I’m sorry.
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