I think I may need to explain some of the words in the headline. Billy Crudup is one of our finest living actors, although I have questioned the ethics of all of his romantic decisions ever...
Honestly, kids.
Forget D.A.R.E.
Forget simmering eggs.
Forget “crack is wack.”
This is why you don’t do drugs. Memo to the Malibu Colony fire: if you have to go around destroying the homes of celebrities, could you think of someone a little more interesting than Suzanne Somers? [Celebrity...Who Are You and Will You Please Take Billy Crudup Out...
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