Beyonce is in Austria and has already pissed off the people there. Yesterday she was scheduled to attend a specially arranged tour of the famed Albertine museum. Instead, she sent a...
Despite getting terrible reviews, Beyonce’s new flick, Obsessed, was easily the top dog at the box office this weekend, bringing in an impressive $28.5. The film co-stars Idris Elba... Beyonce brought a little Alanis flavor to the opening night of her tour in Edmonton, Canada, doing a cover of “You Oughtta Know.” (Alanis, you’ll recall, is a Canada girl... So I’ve been listening to old England Dan songs, downing bottles of Two Buck Chuck and cruising around the internet when I came across this bullshit. And I had to share.
Remember... Beyonce was on the streets of New York this weekend filming a new video. Incidentally, my favorite little glitterwurst looks a little dead in the eyes; corsets can do that to a woman. ... Beyonce Knowles has landed the much-sought-after gig of singing for Barack and Michelle Obama’s first dance on inauguration night Tuesday.
But … event organizers are keeping... This is actually a very perfect look on her and I don’t really have anything mean to say.
Okay, that’s not entirely true: She needs to get her roots done.
Other than that, this... What do you guys think???
God, I LOVE me some Ali Larter. But not in a sex way, really. We’ve been over this before, I know, but I think I want her to be my big sister. I just... “I grew up upper-class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like the Jacksons. But I... Beyonce Knowles attends an art show in Miami Beach. EVERYONE’s getting in on this.
Check out this adorable clip of Katy Perry doing the “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” dance backstage before a show.
Too funny! Ms. Knowles:
I’ll say this as concisely as possible: If you even think about trying to bring puff shoulders back into style, I will hunt you down and kill you and then hack off your...Beyonce Claims the Box Office!
Beyonce Does Her Very Best Alanis
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Beyonce to Sing for Obamas’ First Dance
Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Beyonce Knowles
Beyonce Knowles and Ali Larter: “Obsessed”...
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Katy Perry Does Her Best “Single Ladies”
I Would Like to Formally Threaten Beyonce Knowles