But until we get it, here are the pictures of Paris Hilton falling flat on her face in Prague. The way the incident was talked about, I was envisioning her being chased by swarms of...
Paris Hilton actually landed in South Africa today with Benji Madden and the rest of Good Charlotte.
How long can this charade continue? After all her nonsense talk about how she was going to go to Africa and help the starving orphans, Paris Hilton will finally be boarding a plane to the far-off continent.
But not to help... Paris did a little press conference tonight for her new reality show, My New BFF, where I guess she’ll be on the hunt for young women who want to be her friend because they care about... Paris and Benji hit up LA Fashion Week events after spending the day together at a spa in WeHo.
Seriously?
He looks like a Blues Brother.
You know Paris is not having sex with him... “Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our... Okay you know in that Tori Amos song Cornflake Girl where she’s all like “This is not really, this, this, this is not really happeniiiiiing. You bet your life it is!”...
Benji Madden
The Dodo Bird Has Landed
Paris Hilton Is Finally Going to Africa!
Paris Is Still Dragging Benji Around with Her
Yup. This Is Still Happening.
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