“I wish her nothing but the best and I hope she’s happy — whatever size that comes in.” ZING! Nick Lachey weighs in — ha ha no pun intended — on the...
The President and First Lady are at Oprah status right now. You do not want to piss them off.
Ty Inc., in the age-honored tradition of increasing sales via controversy, has introduced two... Most days I’m all like, “Yeah, beyotch. I’m 26 years old and I make a living as a writer” and I think that is pretty badass of me.
Then I go and read that the dude... Isn’t that what it looks like?
But this is actually a satellite image of Washington DC a little past 11 am today. There were supposedly TWO MILLION PEOPLE on the mall.
All those... Barack Obama was sworn in as President of the United States of America at 12:05 PM EST today.
You can read his inauguration speech in full here. WASSUP YOU GUYS???
Sorry I have been gone forevah-evah, but a big huge THANK YOU to Wendie for covering for me as I ran 13.1 miles in the Arizona Rock ‘N’ Roll half-marathon... “On that first day, we asked Springsteen, Bono and Garth Brooks within a period of 45 minutes and got three `yeses.’ We said, `This is going to be fun.'”
George Stevens... Now this is smart Presidential parenting.
To calm the flurry of paparazzi looking to get a shot of the Obama girls’ first day of school, President-elect Obama actually took the damn... Jon Favreau, the 27 year-old speechwriter for president-elect Obama and the one with his hand on Hillary’s tit, is pretty brilliant. So it really makes you wonder what would ever... “I’m thinking that will inspire big thoughts.”
Ten-year-old Malia Obama, explaining to her father her intention to do her homework at the desk in the Lincoln bedroom... Barack Obama has officially selected Hillary Clinton as his secretary of state.
He also selected Janet Napolitano as his secretary of homeland security. Napolitano’s a comparatively... and had to get up to take Tums. Because I’m basically 97 and have heartburn. And since I was up, I went online because I have an addictive personality. There is breaking...
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