I’m going to be honest here (as if you’d expect anything less from me): I don’t get the Audrina hype. She’s touted all over magazine covers and men’s forums...
OK so today’s a pretty slow news day, unless you want to talk about Lindsay Lohan’s jewel-heisting ways or how dead Charlie Sheen is going to be by this time next year, all... Oh, Lordy. Have you heard the partial list of who’s appearing on this upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars? Because it’s a doozy. A motherfucking doozy. Like... We’re a day late on these, and I apologize, but I swear I couldn’t find them on the photo services until tonight.
All our favorite Hills castmembers were there: Audrina... Everyone at this LA premiere was dressed like the ’80s came back and they were angry. Ahem.
Audrina Patridge: FAIL. I’m itchy and hot just looking at that get-up.
Michelle... Rachel J. Lee, a 19 year old from Calabasas, CA, along with several of her girlfriends, has been arrested for breaking in to and then looting the closets of several celebrity homes in the... “I almost felt like it was unfair for [MTV] to come into our lives at such a young age and sort of mess with things. I don’t regret it, but I was 17 — of course I wanted... The Hills star Audrina Patridge has a stalker just like every other woman in the spotlight. However, unlike most stalkers, Patridge’s leaves her art. Very, very funny art.
Back in... When it comes to Audrina’s fame, I’m at a loss. But she’s got a hot bod and is willing to pose in the most cliched scenarios — licking a berry, straddling the... Let me just deliver the news straight up: Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills. She wants to focus on her movie career. I really thought Audrina already left the show. And I really... Look you guys, it’s Lindsay Lohan Audrina Fucking Patridge posing for the new issue of Nylon magazine. The accompanying “article” is basically all light stuff like:... Audrina Patridge, the artist formerly known as “Ceiling Eyes”, has a pilot deal in place with MTV. It’s another “reality show” that will document her...Love It or Leave It: Audrina Patridge for Bongo
There Are More Assholes on This Year’s Dancing...
The Hills Finale Party: One Billion Photos!
The Avatar Premiere Was a Dress Disaster
Celebrity Burglar Is In It For The Clothes
Quotables
Audrina’s Stalker is Hilarious
I Still Don’t Know Why Audrina Patridge is Famous
Didn’t We Already Do This?
Your Daily Lohan [Not!]
Miracles Happen. Really Bad Movies Happen Too.