Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ashton Kutcher

Quotables

“If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat… We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time.” Nobel Prize winning genius Ashton...

Demi’s Ass

Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife’s ass on Twitter.  That makes him a twat, right?  It would make him an ex-husband if he were married to me, but I’ve never been tolerant of men...

Still Going Strong!

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore take in New Orleans Saints game against the Atlanta Falcons at the Georgia Dome. I have to admit, I was one of the doubters of these two, but I’ve...

Go Team!

Photos of Ashton Kutcher cheering on the high-school football team he coaches will never cease to entertain me.

Play On, Player

We’re starting to get in some of the first images of Ashton Kutcher as the assistant coach of the freshman football team at LA’s Harvard-Westlake school. Wearing a Kabbalah...

Supporting the Kiddo!

You guys, something wonderful has happened in the past few hours. I left the office around three feeling grumpy and annoyed with the world. I was just in one of those little funks where...