Finally The Donald and I agree on something. Because I’m still mad that Randal beat out Rebecca, and that was like 8 seasons ago. From a recent interview on Larry King Live. KING:...
Angelina Jolie
Brangelina Treated Like Normal Human Beings by a Gym
Brad and Angelina are forced to exercise amongst the unwashed masses, despite their earnest pleas to be spared such indignity. Just what Kelly Ripa needs: another television show. I bet...
Early Morning Musings: Cameron Diaz ASSAULTED!
People in this country seem to think it would be a good thing if Lindsay Lohan moved to London. Such thinking belies a tacit ignorance of the economic underpinnings of our nation. A drastic...
Brad Pitt Peeks Out from Angelina Jolie’s...
Don’t get me wrong: I’m still mad at Brad Pitt. When he walked out on Jennifer Aniston, I felt like he took all my fairytale-marriage-to-Brad-Pitt dreams along with him...
Penelope Cruz’s Right Breast, Among Other Things
After his little traffic mishap on July 20, the LA County District attorney will charge Haley Joel Osment with a DUI. I’m sure the young Mr. Osment knows how to get through this;...
Britney: "You Assholes Thought I Got Knocked Up...
I’d like to begin by issuing an apology to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. In a post last month, I was unnecessarily harsh to the couple, ranting and raving about how insane...
On Fake Babies
While a Jesus-lovin’ Mel Gibson works hard to bring Jew-hating back to the mainstream, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are leaving that last-season Judeo-Christian crap in the past where...