I cannot remember the last time I bought an issue of People magazine when I wasn’t about to board a flight. I will, however, be rushing to my local newsstand on Monday to purchase a...
Angelina Jolie
People Magazine Gets First Pics of Brangelina Babies
Is is possible that, for once, OK! magazine didn’t get the baby photos? It appears People magazine has come out on top in the bidding war for the Brangelina twin photos. People will...
Angelina Jolie Thinks It’s Cute That Her Son...
”Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. ‘He’s all into war and guns. So for Mother’s Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace...
Pregnant and Helping
Okay, seriously, when my ass gets pregnant, I am going to sit on the fucking couch all day long and be like “BRING ME MORE PICKLES AND FRO-YO!” Even if no one else is home...
I Guess There Was No Brangelina Wedding This Weekend
Star magazine, who first issued the story, has printed a retraction: Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had...
Brangelina: Did They or Didn’t They?
Us magazine is saying that reports of a Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie wedding on Saturday are “complete and total bulls–t.” “Bottom line,” says a source...
Could It Be True? The Brangelina Wedding!?!?
Star magazine is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were married on Saturday afternoon in New Orleans. If it’s true, it’s all you’re going to be hearing about all...
Hillary Clinton and Angelina Jolie Probably...
Because it turns out they’re ninth cousins. And Brad Pitt? He’s a ninth cousin of Barack Obama. OMG. Only on a slow news day, people. Only on a slow news day. Pitt and Obama...
“Shut Up and Eat Your Cheetos!”
Update: Photo removed because it violated some manner of copyright blah blah blah. Sorry. Jesus, Angelina. Do you really want another? You know, if you feel like it’s too much, you...
No, Seriously, Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant
First off, I have to express my thanks to Lars and Evil T. They have been amazing about posting and staying on top of things as I have moved seamlessly from one personal crisis to the next...
Uh, I Think She is Preggers
Angelina Jolie pretty much told the world “so ya guys I’m totally pregnant” by wearing a clingy black dress to the Independent Spirit Awards. I can’t get over the...
Pax is Legit
TMZ is reporting that Pax’s adoption to Angelina and Brad has been finalized. The adoption had to be approved in both Vietnam and L.A. (which aren’t as dissimilar as you may...