Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Amy Winehouse

Yes, Yes, Yes

It’s being reported that Amy Winehouse is back in rehab. Thank goodness, right? Well, no, not really, because once again Amy’s not going because she wants to be clean...

This Is Not a Cute Look

Following Amy Winehouse’s condition is similar to riding a rollercoaster or dating an abusive dude. Just when you think the ride is going smoothly, you forget to get his frozen corn...

Lindsay Lohan Goes Back to Blonde

I wonder if it’s the equivalent of Amy Winehouse going back to black or Britney Spears going back to, uh, pink. The newly-free, almost-jailbird Lindsay Lohan has lightened her...

Amy Trades Crack For Bronzer

Amy Winehouse is orange. I don’t know if she’s channeling Snooki or if she and Lohan are BFF now or if she’s preparing for an upcoming role as an Oompa Loompa or WHAT...