Today's Evil Beet Gossip

American Idol

24 Cancelled?!

I sure hope, for my own peace of mind, that these rumors aren’t true. 24, starring Kiefer Sutherland, has been one of my favorite shows. Of all time.  And this is coming from...

Quotables

“There’s not a better job on the planet than judging that fucking karaoke contest. It might be possible, we’ll see. They’d have to pay me a ton of dough because I already make a ton...

First Look at Ellen on Idol

OK, well it’s not a lot, but you at least can get a taste for what it will be like when Ellen DeGeneres takes over for Paula Abdul next Tuesday on American Idol. I only saw the Boston...

Simon Cowell to Leave American Idol

Oh, Simon, you awesome British shithead, you. I love this show.  Like, I love this show in the same way that the fabled fat kid loves cake.  Maybe even more. Reps announce that Simon is...