Our show tonight begins with ten minutes of filler and recap. TiVo, TiVo, TiVo. At least Ryan is dressed like a normal human being tonight. Paula is sober again. Bummer. Up first, Stephanie...
Ok tonight I was impressed by Jordin, Melinda, Lakisha, and my personal favorite Sabina Sloan!
Some girls really tried to hard or picked really stupid songs. I have no idea what Nicole... I hate to be one of those annoying people who feels the needs to liveblog every single episode of American Idol. So … I’ll probably only do the singing shows and not the results... Man, I am watching this and I can’t help but notice that these guys aren’t good at the “singing” part of the show.
Also something is seriously wrong with Paula. I... It’s not the price you pay for fame, American Idol contestant Antonella Barba, it’s the price paid by your chubby friend who has unwisely chosen to wear a bikini within 50 feet... So I want the guy named Sundance Head to win. Mostly because he’s named Sundance Head but also because he doesn’t seem like a great singer. This could be his only shot. So American Idol has picked the Top 24 and now comes the fun part. I personally hate the stupid audition parts where they make fun of unfortunate people. It is funny but it gets really... Heather Mills kicks the paparazzi’s ass. Literally. [Ninja Dude]
David Arquette likes watching his wife make out with Jen Aniston. How is this news? [Glitterati]
Beyonce photo... I am watching the AmIdol San Antonio auditions, and Ryan Seacrest is talking to three girls who are holding a sign that says — I am not kidding about this — “JASMINeS Are... Joe Francis is kind enough to voice his opinion on the sexual strengths and weaknesses of young Hollywood, with Paris Hilton in a commanding lead. He also manages to plug ParisExposed about... Here’s the video of the chick I was talking about here. Thanks to the anonymous commenter who tracked it down. Another commenter found this article from her hometown about her Idol... Okay, look, I know the audition phase is always a freak show, but tonight was in a class all its own.
For starters, on day one in Birmingham, Paula Abdul is trashed. I mean, right from the...
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