We’re LIVE (on my West Coast Tivo) for American Idol!! The first eight minutes are a recap. That’s brutal. Then they all come out singing “Joy to the World?” Lord...

We’re back. Top ten girls. Randy’s in another one of those never-to-be-worn-on-television patterned shirts. Which is forgivable in comparison to Ryan, who is wearing...

Tonight is all about the top ten men. Ryan Seacrest (vest check comes up negative) kicks things off by being the bigger man (perhaps the only context in which this is true), by...

So The Beet will cover AI in all of its homo-tastic glory but seriously Simon Cowell just called out Ryan totally gaying it up. Here is their verbal intercourse discussing Nick...

Except Amanda Colluccio is still sticking with that whole “I had nothing to do with it” line. Read the full interview here, but here are the highlights. “They were meant...

Ok, so this is just getting ridiculous. Antonella “Blowjob” Barba will be kicked off “American Idol” very soon…just my prediction. This girl loves to have...

Re-read the headline. It’s a statement I would have made and stood by regardless, but I would have meant it in regards to her vocal ability. How that little hooker squeaked through...

I’ll never be as good as the Beet but I feel obligated to satiate your potent Idol thirst. Chris Sligh says his comments weren’t meant as disrespectful. I get what he’s...

So I was doing some fun Googling of my favorite AI contestants and I stumbled upon some funny stuff on CafePress.com…IDOL WEAR! Every year each Idol gets some very cheesy “vote...