Oh wait, I guess her name is actually Stephanie Edwards. I never really liked her very much to be perfectly honest. I was a little shocked that Chris Richardson was in the bottom 2. America...

We’re coming to ya live from the Idol-Dome! Hey, Haley Scarnato is still on the show? How did that happen? Do you think the security guards get confused every time she comes to the...

Sanjaya is still in “American Idol.” I am not the only one who thinks that this is just wrong. Simon Cowell has come out saying that he will quit the show if the plucky Indian...

It’s Top 12 time. NB: I decided to quit smoking yesterday, I’m going on two hours of sleep, and I just gagged my way through the first twenty-five minutes of MTV’s True...

A new pic of American Idol hottie Ace Young, just for fun. ;) Yummy.

But please continue visiting our fine site and clicking on ads. Just stop voting for American Idol. Leave that to me, and other people who are not retarded. Love, Beet

We are going to make this girl rich and she knows it. All those naughty pictures we’ve helped splash across the Internet are going to make Miz Antonella Barba a nice pile of cash...

First off, I’m sorry I missed the recap last night. I was nice and busy getting this new site up and running, and attending one of Mediabistro’s blogger parties, since the...