I’ll start out by warning you all that I napped this afternoon, so you won’t be privy to any of my insomnia-induced diatribes this evening. Hopefully I can still make this...

Because that is one hot apple. It’s probably just a bunch in his pants, but it sure is fun to wonder, right?

Haley Scarnato’s fiancé Bobby Krudwig got his brother and his fellow servicemen to give her a shout out from Iraq. Krudwig’s brother, Army Capt. Keith Krudwig, 34 (far left...

Hi guys. The Beet is under seige and I had to gulp down 3.5 hours of Grindhouse last night which means this will be reeking of brevity. Here’s some random thoughts on last...

As it turns out Chris Sligh from SanjayaIdol didn’t want you to vote for him anyway. He’s happy you didn’t vote for him. And he completed all his goals without your stupid...

I remember now why I haven’t slept in days. Because I can’t fall asleep. That is so, so problematic. We’re going on five days without any real sleep now. I’m open to...

It’s Top Ten night, kids!!! Ryan Seacrest is celebrating by wearing a purple tie. His shirt may be lavender, or it may be white and reflecting the purple rays of the tie...

Shyamali Malakar, please tell me you also occasionally pose nude in front of WWII memorials. Because traffic’s kinda lagging around here this week…