Or, you know, as we call her around these here parts, Adele. YAY ADELE! Ahem. Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system – sort of – let’s get on to the Vogue...
First of all, I want to show you guys the video of Adele accepting the award for Album of the Year. She definitely deserved this, but, as you can see in the video, none of the fame has... “I’ve never seen magazine covers or music videos and been like ‘I need to look like that to be a success.’ I don’t want to be some skinny mini with my tits out. I really... God, I love this girl. Do I really need to announce that anymore? Does anyone not love Adele? Is that a creature that exists here?
If so, I wouldn’t bother reading too much further... Do you remember when Julia Roberts said that thing about how Adele‘s music “is so personal that you get invested in her life” and how it was the truest thing that anyone... This is the new Adele – the post-surgery, nodule-removed Adele who’s seriously skinnier in the face. I’m not insinuating that she had any cosmetic surgery done, because I... You remember when Adele said that she’s been talking to her ex, the guy she wrote all those songs about? And I said was worried about her? It’s because I actually do worry... Of course, that’d be Adele. Were you expecting someone else – someone like Courtney Stodden perhaps? I hear that Courtney Stodden fills her, um, appearance riders with things... This is Taio Cruz. I know you know Taio Cruz. He did the best pop song of the decade:
About a year ago, I confessed my love for “Dynamite” in passing, and then back in May... “It’s so hard for me to share my feelings. I’ve actually never told a guy that I loved him. I’ve felt them; I just can’t say them. My friend recently convinced... You guys remember Lady Gaga‘s, like, mantra of “Born This Way,” right? And how all of her fans were so ape-shit over jamming “Yeah, boy, I was born this way;... Were you worried when I told you that Adele was going to have surgery on those pesky vocal cords? Because I was. I was concerned that something was going to happen to my precious goddess...
Adele
Watch This: Adele’s Acceptance Speech and Grammy...
Quotables: Adele Doesn’t Want to be Some...
Look, Adele Got Another Magazine Cover!
Adele Has A New Boyfriend!
Adele’s Got a New Look, Huh?
Julia Roberts Has Adele’s Back
Guess Who’s Modest and Unassuming?
Look, It’s Another Amazing Adele Cover!
Quotables: Adele Had A Revelation
Lady Gaga Has Some Really Classy Fans
Good News: Adele And Her Vocal Cords Are Going to Be...