I mean, I know you really, really, really want me to be, and it’s really the only thing that’s going on in your little bubble of life right now, but I just don’t have it...
Remember these delectable (OK, generally disappointing but still alright) shots of Scarlett Johansson in the buff? It turns out she’s really, really pissed off about them. Like... I’m shocked! Seriously, celebrities, what kind of cell phones are you using? These photos are awful!
I think I know how this nude pic leak happened: Scarlett Johansson abandoned her... If you’re anything like me, you thought “Ooh, pretty Scarlett Johansson!” But then also, unfortunately, thought “What the hell is this piss-poor excuse for... Hey, look who’s unearthed herself long enough from geriatric wang to actually show up at an event and do something other than creepy mime stuff! It’s Scarlett Johansson! And... From Page Six:
Johansson, who split with Penn a month ago, attended the opening of off-Broadway’s “All New People,” in which Bartha stars, on Saturday, and the pair were... Those pesky photos yesterday of Sean Penn and his new unknown of a girlfriend? Probably really pissed Scarlett Johansson off. So much so that she decided that she’d go out running in... Ah, let the aged dong-fest commence once again!
Sources at TMZ claim that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have worked out their differences and have reconciled for the sake of their... As quickly as it seems it started, Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson‘s six-month-long romance is kaput.
Though a rep officially confirms to People that the two have split... Nah, you guys know I’d never throw my girl Scarlett under the bus for anything. Especially anything as FABULOUS as this clown- and icon-themed photo shoot she did for W magazine, you... Okay, now this is where being a gossip blogger sometimes starts to feel like being a sixth grader because, like, OMG, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were like, totally holding hands last... Alright, despite previous allegations that Scarlett Johansson is pregnant, and the slight bulge that she had going on during her jog with Sean Penn earlier in the month, I’m starting...
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