Whoa, is Katy Perry turning into creepy Taylor Swift, whose estranged boyfriends are too afraid to dump her in person, so they opt for phone or email instead? Burn, I guess, because...
(Pattinson’s moving on on Katy, that is, not John Mayer‘s feathery breakup hair. You know. To be clear.)
And I’m sorry, but there’s just something so inherently... Emily gave you guys the rundown the other day that John Mayer had kicked Katy Perry’s sweet tits to the curb, and did you think it was going to end right there? Because oh hell no... I’m so sorry, everyone. I’m sorry that we all have to start the day off with this kind of thing hanging over our heads. We all know that true love is a fleeting thing... See these two? It’s just getting gross. Now, I’ve never been a fan of John Mayer‘s look, either before or after his new 1980’s country-and-western-style Hee Haw garb... So, I’m sure you can imagine that a photo of a celebrity in this kind of situation will always, always render some pretty interesting results, and in this case, it was more than just... Did you guys know that Katy Perry smokes? Because she does. And here’s the proof, if you didn’t see the photos that we posted of Katy Perry at Coachella back in April... … So serious that they’re having overnighters. Gosh. I never even thought that these two would be sleeping together by now, let alone SLEEPING TOGETHER. Gross. According to E... See? Told you. Totally confirmed. And while I know some of you guys said that maybe Katy and John wouldn’t be the end of the world, I’m still reserving the right to be... Guess who was caught leaving the Chateau Marmont late last night? Together, that is. Just the two of them. In that car. So it’s a definite that they’re having sex (and probably... Hey, look! Maybe Katy Perry’s not going to be so dark for a little while, because she’s almost looking like her old, normal self! Remember this fresh-faced young lady with a... From Hollywood Life:
Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson have been friends for a long time and she’s being the ultimate “rock” for Rob after Kristen Stewart shattered his heart!
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