Today's Evil Beet Gossip

John Mayer

If This Isn’t A “Yes, I’m Gay”...

Ricky Martin appeared at Armani’s 5th Avenue store opening in New York City wearing a purple satin scarf.  Is that an ascot?  I never know.  Either way, the last wisp of imagined...

He’s Just Being John Mayer

Jennifer Aniston needs to start consulting sperm banks if she’s serious about wanting kids.  Because she’s not getting any younger and it looks like John Mayer is the asshole I...

Jen and John: Still Going Strong

The couple were spotted partying it up in NYC again on Thursday night, where a source says they were “nonstop, dirty-dancing machines.” Ewww. For some reason, the thought of...

John Mayer to Host … a Variety Show?

Whatever. Sources say that John Mayer has been tapped to host a variety show for CBS, slated to air as early as 2009. What is with variety shows right now? Who the hell wants to watch a...

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Could John Mayer’s facial hair look any more pubic? Ewwwwwww I think not. Ew I’m so grossed out by him at this event. I would not let that face anywhere near my vagina. His...

John and Jen: Definitely Back On!

The on-again off-again couple were spotted getting cozy in WeHo on Tuesday, sources report. They arrived around 10 p.m. and sat indoors with three pals. Aniston — who ordered her...

Jen & John: Back On?

That’s what the National Enquirer wants you to think. They just flew into Los Angeles together, landing at 4:05 Pacific Time on Monday, October, 13, The ENQUIRER has confirmed. The...

John Mayer Says He Didn’t Cheat on Jen

After all the rumors about how he’d cheated on Jennifer Aniston left and right, I guess John Mayer wanted to set the record straight. He chatted with reporters after a workout this...