Scarlett Johansson has been all the talk this week since showing up at a "Tribute to Film" looking, reportedly, very thin. According to Page Six, ScarJo was prating on about her super strict regimen in anticipation of the filming of Iron Man 2.
Now before we all start having kittens and spiral into two hundred comments about society's issues with body weight, I never thought Scarlett Johansson was fat. I didn't think she was fat before and I don't think she's fat now. But I can't hel...
Here's a picture of Rihanna's newest tat, done by the aptly named tattoo artist BangBang. She originally wanted a gun tattoo on each arm but felt that they would compromise her contract with Cover Girl.
What have we learned today? Offensive ink placement? Bad. Staying with abuser? All good....
I read this story about Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton potentially having babies and it has left me with so many unanswered questions. When two douches reproduce, what are their babies called? Are they mini-Massengills? Demi-douches? Douchettes? Victims? Do you feed them with a douche bottle? And, what do the parents use to carry the Pampers and Desitin? Douche bags?
In Touch just needs to shut the fuck up and not even write these stories if they aren't going to get the answe...
Hunter Tylo: I know you hard core celebuaddicts will know who she is, but she isn't a household name. And you don't need to know who she is to appreciate her. This over-tooled bitch has a life story with enough tragic material to make a Lifetime movie. A mini-series really. If I'm being totally honest, based on her most recent life choice, she could probably get a thirteen episode show. A Lifetime show now; a True Hollywood Story, later. I'm getting ahead of myself though. Let me g...
Gossip Girl's Blake Lively arriving at Late Show With David Letterman. And I know I'm asking, "Love It Or Leave It?" but what I really want to know is, "Areola Or No Areola?" Oh, and don't Google "areola" unless you are totally braced for disaster....
Remember when Avril Lavigne was kind of popular and relevant and sober and a singer? Well don't feel bad because no one else does either.
I'll tell you something, though. She got married almost three years ago to Sum 41's Deryck Whibley and that union has lasted almost three years longer than I ever thought it would. This is the couple that I always think has already divorced about five times by now. Sadly, now their marriage appears to be scotch on the rocks. Gatecrasher tells the ta...
It looks like former Grey's Anatomy bigot Isaiah Washington may be getting familiar with the anatomy of a cardboard box pretty soon, since he's about to be kicked out of his house.
According to the landlord, Washington hasn't paid rent in five months. Isaiah claims that he's been having trouble with his financial guy. I don't suppose his money dude is Bernie Madoff, perchance?
Eviction proceedings have been filed, which means Isaiah, his wife and their kids need to find a new place to n...
Nicole Richie seems to have found her groove. Her jewelry line, House of Harlow 1960, sold out before it hit the stores. Now, in addition to manufacturing a human being, she has another project in the works.
Richie told People, "There will be a maternity line, a clothing line, shoes, belts, everything."
Hold on just one fucking minute. It's being reported like she's doing just a maternity line but the commas in her statement give me hope that she's also doing a regular clothing line with accessories. Because if I find out that there's such...
Zac Efron was on board, but has now jumped ship, on the Footloose remake movie. However, Paramount will not allow anyone to, uh, cut Footloose. Their statement:
Footloose is a project we've longed to see re-booted for a new generation. While Zac is no longer attached, we remain excited and committed to the collective brain trust of Kenny Ortega, Neil Meron and Craig Zaden, who will reinvigorate the franchise. Their fresh take on the film will undoubtedly be filled with the same kind of breakout performan...
Can we talk about Facebook, Twitter and fate for a moment?
I'm working on about eight hours of sleep. Eight hours of sleep over a three-day period. So, while I'm awake and annoyed by the cacophony of snoring around me, I stalk old boyfriends on Facebook. I am relieved to say that I definitely dodged a couple of bullets in relation to conquests from my twenties.
Facebook was recently re-designed to look like a live-time cluster fuck stream of status updates. Or, you know, Twitt...
"Other women dream of papaya facials and mango pedicures. Give me a hot dog, a pitchers’ duel and a late-inning suicide squeeze (risky tactic to score), and I melt like hot pine tar."
Alyssa Milano, either trying to describe a date and she's stuck in euphemism hell or actually talking about sports, in her new book, "Safe at Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic."
In regards to her break up with Barry Zito, she writes, "To be completely honest, after Barry and I broke up, I swore off baseball players. (But) Brad had me at, ‘Let’s go down to the clubho...
Chelsea Handler has inked a deal with Comcast Entertainment Group that will keep her show, Chelsea Lately, on the air until 2012. I must confess, for 2007 and a portion of 2008, I thought Chelsea's last name was Lately.
Her show debuted in 2007 and ratings have steadily grown ever since-especially in the female 18-34 demographic. Sigh. I guess this means I will begrudgingly concede that she has talent that extends beyond fucking the CEO of Comcast. Which, incidentally, she does.
...
Scarlett Johansson has been all the talk this week since showing up at a "Tribute to Film" looking, reportedly, very thin. According to Page Six, ScarJo was prating on about her super strict regimen in anticipation of the filming of Iron Man 2.
Now before we all start having kittens and spiral into two hundred comments about society's issues with body weight, I never thought Scarlett Johansson was fat. I didn't think she was fat before and I don't think she's fat now. But I can't hel...
Here's a picture of Rihanna's newest tat, done by the aptly named tattoo artist BangBang. She originally wanted a gun tattoo on each arm but felt that they would compromise her contract with Cover Girl.
What have we learned today? Offensive ink placement? Bad. Staying with abuser? All good....
I read this story about Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton potentially having babies and it has left me with so many unanswered questions. When two douches reproduce, what are their babies called? Are they mini-Massengills? Demi-douches? Douchettes? Victims? Do you feed them with a douche bottle? And, what do the parents use to carry the Pampers and Desitin? Douche bags?
In Touch just needs to shut the fuck up and not even write these stories if they aren't going to get the answe...
Hunter Tylo: I know you hard core celebuaddicts will know who she is, but she isn't a household name. And you don't need to know who she is to appreciate her. This over-tooled bitch has a life story with enough tragic material to make a Lifetime movie. A mini-series really. If I'm being totally honest, based on her most recent life choice, she could probably get a thirteen episode show. A Lifetime show now; a True Hollywood Story, later. I'm getting ahead of myself though. Let me g...
Gossip Girl's Blake Lively arriving at Late Show With David Letterman. And I know I'm asking, "Love It Or Leave It?" but what I really want to know is, "Areola Or No Areola?" Oh, and don't Google "areola" unless you are totally braced for disaster....
Remember when Avril Lavigne was kind of popular and relevant and sober and a singer? Well don't feel bad because no one else does either.
I'll tell you something, though. She got married almost three years ago to Sum 41's Deryck Whibley and that union has lasted almost three years longer than I ever thought it would. This is the couple that I always think has already divorced about five times by now. Sadly, now their marriage appears to be scotch on the rocks. Gatecrasher tells the ta...
It looks like former Grey's Anatomy bigot Isaiah Washington may be getting familiar with the anatomy of a cardboard box pretty soon, since he's about to be kicked out of his house.
According to the landlord, Washington hasn't paid rent in five months. Isaiah claims that he's been having trouble with his financial guy. I don't suppose his money dude is Bernie Madoff, perchance?
Eviction proceedings have been filed, which means Isaiah, his wife and their kids need to find a new place to n...
Nicole Richie seems to have found her groove. Her jewelry line, House of Harlow 1960, sold out before it hit the stores. Now, in addition to manufacturing a human being, she has another project in the works.
Richie told People, "There will be a maternity line, a clothing line, shoes, belts, everything."
Hold on just one fucking minute. It's being reported like she's doing just a maternity line but the commas in her statement give me hope that she's also doing a regular clothing line with accessories. Because if I find out that there's such...
Zac Efron was on board, but has now jumped ship, on the Footloose remake movie. However, Paramount will not allow anyone to, uh, cut Footloose. Their statement:
Footloose is a project we've longed to see re-booted for a new generation. While Zac is no longer attached, we remain excited and committed to the collective brain trust of Kenny Ortega, Neil Meron and Craig Zaden, who will reinvigorate the franchise. Their fresh take on the film will undoubtedly be filled with the same kind of breakout performan...
Can we talk about Facebook, Twitter and fate for a moment?
I'm working on about eight hours of sleep. Eight hours of sleep over a three-day period. So, while I'm awake and annoyed by the cacophony of snoring around me, I stalk old boyfriends on Facebook. I am relieved to say that I definitely dodged a couple of bullets in relation to conquests from my twenties.
Facebook was recently re-designed to look like a live-time cluster fuck stream of status updates. Or, you know, Twitt...
"Other women dream of papaya facials and mango pedicures. Give me a hot dog, a pitchers’ duel and a late-inning suicide squeeze (risky tactic to score), and I melt like hot pine tar."
Alyssa Milano, either trying to describe a date and she's stuck in euphemism hell or actually talking about sports, in her new book, "Safe at Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic."
In regards to her break up with Barry Zito, she writes, "To be completely honest, after Barry and I broke up, I swore off baseball players. (But) Brad had me at, ‘Let’s go down to the clubho...
Chelsea Handler has inked a deal with Comcast Entertainment Group that will keep her show, Chelsea Lately, on the air until 2012. I must confess, for 2007 and a portion of 2008, I thought Chelsea's last name was Lately.
Her show debuted in 2007 and ratings have steadily grown ever since-especially in the female 18-34 demographic. Sigh. I guess this means I will begrudgingly concede that she has talent that extends beyond fucking the CEO of Comcast. Which, incidentally, she does.
...