Why is it that whenever "troubled marriage" rumors start floating around, celeb couples feel the need to respond by making out in public? Because if there is one couple that I never need to see having a tongue wrestling match, it's Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Seeing these pictures gave me a very severe Michael Jackson/Lisa-Marie Presley moment and I don't appreciate it.
The two nauseated me joined onstage at the MTV Australia awards and sent the unmistakable message: We. Are. H...
Michael Lohan is at it again-more talk about his daughter Lindsay and how he is going to be the one to save her. Remember that promise he made to keep their private family business out of the media? Yeah, he doesn't either.
Lindsay Lohan could end up even worse off than Britney Spears, the troubled actress’ father has said.
Former Wall Street trader Michael Lohan says the Mean Girls star is spiraling into a personal disaster even worse than that of the Toxic hitmaker - and is now pleading with his famous daughter to see sense before it is too late and split from her lesbian partner Sam...
Another great magazine bites the dust. Blender closed up shop this week after ten years of print.
The magazine was owned by nut job Felix Dennis until 2007 when he sold Blender and Maxim to Alpha Media for the tidy sum of $250M. Nice timing! Incidentally, some of the highlights of Felix's career and life: jailed for corrupting children, the first person to say "cunt" live on British television, confessed to killing a man and then later retracted blaming the booze.
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I'm not sure what it's all about, but it isn't about fatherhood for Alfie Patten.
You may remember that Afie was being called the youngest father in Britain at one point. Well, the DNA results are back-I totally feel like Maury Povich right now. Thankfully, he is not a thirteen year-old dad. I feel bad for this baby, though.
The Mirror reports:
The result will be a blow to Alfie who was "devastated" by the boys' claims and "adored" Maisie.He was convinced he was the dad after a si...
No, that's not Madonna's newest conquest she's cuddled up with. That's her adopted son, Malawi native, David Banda. Now, Madonna is looking to add to her brood.
A representative at the Ministry of Gender and Child Development in Malawi confirms that Madge is heading back to the African country to adopt another child. Her adoption papers have already been filed and could be ruled on in the courts next week.
Madonna is getting so Mia Farrow-ish in her old age. It's really nice to ...
Since 2007's flop I Know Who Killed Me, Lindsay Lohan has been in only one movie-Labor Pains. The plot of this movie is that the main character, Lohan, pretends to be pregnant in order to keep her job. Oh, the hilarity that won't will ensue!
MTV Movies Blog is now reporting that Labor Pains isn't going to get a theatrical release. It is now slated for a cable television debut in July, 2009 and a DVD release in August, 2009. How very Jessica Simpson of Linds!
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So I've been listening to old England Dan songs, downing bottles of Two Buck Chuck and cruising around the internet when I came across this bullshit. And I had to share.
Remember this dress which made Beyonce look like her jelly factory exploded? Well, ages after the fact, her rep has released a statement because she's under some impression we care: "This is not a weight-gain issue. Beyonce is in the best shape of her life. The exaggerated hips are a design element of a truly couture dress. Beyonce has always loved this dress." Yeah, whateve...