Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Anne Hathaway Replacing Posh As New Face Of Marc Jacobs?

57109861annehathaway472009125113pm-1 Could the equine-faced beauty, Anne Hathaway, be the new face of the Marc Jacobs campaign?  According to Vogue UK, it's a distinct possibility. Victoria Beckham has been the face and body of Marc Jacobs for the past year, but word has it that Jacobs is looking to trade his Posh friend for a younger model with more, ummmm...horsepower. "Marc and Anne have forged a fast but very intense friendship," a friend of the star revealed to the Mail on Sunday. "They're going to start doing public ap...

Katy Perry: Hot N Bold?

Katy Perry Katy Perry was seen yesterday in New York City.  She looks really surprised that the paparazzi were so interested in photographing her yellow teeth.  In turn, the paps were shocked when they discovered that they weren't actually snapping  pics of Mr. Furley....

Ron Wood Schtups Twenty-Year-Old

57131084ronwood472009120617pm-1 Rolling Stone Ron Wood took his little girl new girlfriend to the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies this weekend.  This wouldn't be a newsworthy even if not for that fact that sixty-one year-old Wood's love is, um, twenty. Ron split with his wife of twenty-three years (and mother of his two children, twenty-five and thirty-years-old) last summer when Wood started seeing his post-mid-life crisis, the fresh out of a training bra waitress Ekaterina Ivanova.  I think it's clear that Ron comple...

Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Have A Clue…Or A Record Label, Apparently

56702047jessicasimpson472009114024am-1 It looks like Jessica Simpson, the chili-cookoff princess who can never remember the lyrics to her own songs, may have been dropped from her record label. There has been no official word on this, but Jess' name and artist page have been deleted from the Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville websites.  I don't know why this has taken so long but I'm relieved that the music industry has finally figured out what I have known for the past decade-Jessica Simpson can't sing and it takes more than tits, ...

New Video From Eminem

Eminem is back with a video for his new release "We Made You," and like a little vanishing freckle I have had on my hand since birth, I didn't realize how much I missed him until he returned.  Any masterpiece that mocks Jessica Alba, Bret Michaels and Lindsay Lohan is an automatic favorite of mine. And speaking of celebrities I can't tolerate, I am working on my Mischa Barton tribute as promised.  I'm aware that Chris Brown's case could technically still end up with a plea bargain, but ...

Samantha Ronson’s Family Seeks Restraining Order, Of Course

57011069lindsaylohansamantharonson472009101416am-1 A break up just isn't a break up in Hollywood anymore until a restraining order is in place.  And after this weekend's drama at Bar Marmont, where Lindsay was denied entry at Charlotte Ronson's JC Penney I <3 Ronson event, the Ronson family felt it necessary to take it to that level. Samantha Ronson's mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a retraining order three days after Lindsay Lohan banned from a Ronson family event, Usmagazine.com exclusively reports. "They were directed to the court to get a restraining or...

Entertainment Blogger Screws Over Company And More Evidence That Julia Roberts Is A Total Bitch

56257188rogerfriedman46200924830pm-1 Roger Friedman is a long-time Fox News entertainment blogger, and according to the parent company of Fox News and 20th Century Fox, he's out of a job today. It all started Thursday, when Friedman wrote a review of the not-yet-released, 20th Century Fox production, X-Men Origins:  Wolverine. An illegal copy was leaked to the internet; a disaster that could cost the studio "millions in box office receipts."  The studio was quick to respond, distancing itself from its sister company, Fox News: "We've just been made aware t...

Viggo Mortensen Goes All Joaquin Phoenix On Us

57088067viggomortensen462009104248am-1 Viggo Mortensen is leaving the business.  Probably.  Maybe.  Possibly.  Is this just the newest, "I was abused as a child," career-boosting tactic?  All I have to say is this:  If Viggo starts writing backwards text on his knuckles, I.  Give.  Up. In the past week I’ve been from LA to Japan to Korea to Poland to here,” he hisses, describing in near disbelief the travel itinerary for his current promotional tour. “It’s ridiculous! It’s not a healthy way to be. But, as it happen...

Tila Tequila And Billy Corgan Are A Couple. Yeah, I’m Not Kidding.

57140227billycorgan462009112636am-1 I don't know if this is just some sort of publicity stunt but Tila Tequila and The Smashing Pumpkin's Billy Corgan showed up on the 2nd Annual Bravo A-list awards red carpet, looking totally into one another.  So weird, it almost works. Also, Kendra Wilkinson showed up looking like a Howard Johnson franchise, Tori Spelling needs a Happy Meal intervention-like, yesterday, Rachel Zoe is Jesus Christ, Kathy Griffin tried out a new lifestyle with Aubrey O'Day and Sanjaia Sanjaya was there despite the fact...

Just A Few Hours Until Chris Brown Cops A Plea

56881540chrisbrown462009110953am-1 Chris Brown's arraignment has been bumped from this morning until this afternoon.  I'm really happy about this development as I won't be around when we all learn that Brown's attorneys have cut a deal with the prosecutor that basically equates to a misdemeanor with no jail time for beating the hell out of his girlfriend, Rihanna.  Be assured, no matter what, I will continue to get as much mileage as possible out of this picture. Want to know how confident I'm feeling about this plea deal?...

Serena Williams Serves Up A Healthy Body Image

serenawilliams-1 Here's a picture of Serena Williams and her friends catching some rays, or really hiding from rays, this weekend in Miami.  Her legs are like mighty sequoias.  No kidding, total muscle.  And speaking of being crafted of wood, doesn't her hand look like it belongs to a mannequin? But Serena isn't really the bitch I want to talk about.  I want to talk about the little white fur ball perched at the end of her chaise lounge.  Uh, what breed of dog is that?  Because I need one.  I'm not...
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