"Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call
When she get tired of runnin' after you down the hall
And she's all worn out from those late-night feedings
and she's ready for another rock and roll meeting."
The subtle lyrics to Prince's new song, "Valentina." Incidentally, Prince has obviously had a thing for Salma Hayek for quite awhile. In his 2001 song "Liquid Dreams," he sang, "Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark, underneath Cindy C's beauty mark. When it ...
Set your DVRs because Miley Cyrus is on The Rachael Ray Show tomorrow. Can you imagine the cacophony of those two little squawkers? Ugh. Need. Booze.
Miley shares that dating Justin Gaston has brought her closer to the Lord. As in, "Oh God. Oh, Lord, whatever you are doing, don't...ever...stop..."
Just kidding, just kidding. Miley would never talk during sex because she knows that her voice automatically thrusts erections around the world into the no-fly zone.
Seriously...
I know we don't do many sports here on Evil Beet, and this isn't really a tale about baseball-it's about tragedy. I just read this story and find it so sad. This kid was only twenty-two years old.
Los Angeles Angels starting pitcher Nick Adenhart was killed in a felony hit-and-run car accident
in Fullerton, California early this morning -- hours after he pitched in a game last night.
Cops say someone driving a minivan blew through a red light, causing the Mitsubishi that Adenhart was rid...
Now that Pink and her ex-husband Carey Hart have been released from the noose of matrimony, it seems like their love may get a second wind.
Yesterday Carey Hart told The Sun, "We're working shit out. I admit it. She's just totally normal and low-key." Which raises questions such as "Why?" Why would anyone choose The Sun to make major life and relationship announcements to?
Good luck to the happy couple! I hope they enjoy a lifetime of divorcehood. Together, natch....
Mischa Barton in the Spring 2009 edition of the magazine you've never heard of, Genlux. To give you an idea of the target audience, per their website, they are "the only luxury fashion and beauty magazine created expressly for today's affluent Southern California woman."
Now, caption it, bitches. You owe me....
Listen, I've never seen the Harry Potter movies but apparently the character of Vincent Crabb, played by Jamie Waylett, is some sort of schoolyard bully? If that's the case, I tip my sorting hat to the casting director of this series of movies. Because I took one look at this kid and just opened my wallet and whipped a twenty at my monitor.
The not so good news for Jamie Waylett is that horticulture doesn't get the same respect as it once did. He and a friend were arrested for being in p...
Carrie Underwood is issuing apologies both to Matthew McConaughey and to her family over her completely Wonder Bread comment made to the star during her American Country Music Awards acceptance speech for Entertainer of the Year.
Carrie Underwood was overwhelmed to have won "Entertainer of the Year" at the American Country Music Awards on Sunday night, but the moment did turn a little mortifying when she made a sexual reference joke to wanting to see Matthew McConaughey's "boots" in her accepta...
After last night's fuckery, my soul has basically fled my body. I spent most of my night rocking back and forth in a corner crying and craving Sky Bars and contemplating what benefit there was to me staying on this planet. I'm basically Lindsay Lohan. So today you should expect one line entries with no commentary provided that extends past the bare essentials.
Therefore, Iron Chef America's Cat Cora and her wife Jennifer who have both been knocked up, as mentioned here and here, finall...
It can be a difficult thing to do-looking for the positive in any situation. When my son was four or five, he once said that although people dying of cancer was really sad, it "made room on the earth so that new babies can be born." That always stuck with me. This young child who could find the silver-lining in any tragic circumstance. Even cancer. And with that same, cancer-embracing mindset, I'd like to document the qualities I most admire about Mischa Barton. My word count begins....
"Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call
When she get tired of runnin' after you down the hall
And she's all worn out from those late-night feedings
and she's ready for another rock and roll meeting."
The subtle lyrics to Prince's new song, "Valentina." Incidentally, Prince has obviously had a thing for Salma Hayek for quite awhile. In his 2001 song "Liquid Dreams," he sang, "Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark, underneath Cindy C's beauty mark. When it ...
Set your DVRs because Miley Cyrus is on The Rachael Ray Show tomorrow. Can you imagine the cacophony of those two little squawkers? Ugh. Need. Booze.
Miley shares that dating Justin Gaston has brought her closer to the Lord. As in, "Oh God. Oh, Lord, whatever you are doing, don't...ever...stop..."
Just kidding, just kidding. Miley would never talk during sex because she knows that her voice automatically thrusts erections around the world into the no-fly zone.
Seriously...
I know we don't do many sports here on Evil Beet, and this isn't really a tale about baseball-it's about tragedy. I just read this story and find it so sad. This kid was only twenty-two years old.
Los Angeles Angels starting pitcher Nick Adenhart was killed in a felony hit-and-run car accident
in Fullerton, California early this morning -- hours after he pitched in a game last night.
Cops say someone driving a minivan blew through a red light, causing the Mitsubishi that Adenhart was rid...
Now that Pink and her ex-husband Carey Hart have been released from the noose of matrimony, it seems like their love may get a second wind.
Yesterday Carey Hart told The Sun, "We're working shit out. I admit it. She's just totally normal and low-key." Which raises questions such as "Why?" Why would anyone choose The Sun to make major life and relationship announcements to?
Good luck to the happy couple! I hope they enjoy a lifetime of divorcehood. Together, natch....
Mischa Barton in the Spring 2009 edition of the magazine you've never heard of, Genlux. To give you an idea of the target audience, per their website, they are "the only luxury fashion and beauty magazine created expressly for today's affluent Southern California woman."
Now, caption it, bitches. You owe me....
Listen, I've never seen the Harry Potter movies but apparently the character of Vincent Crabb, played by Jamie Waylett, is some sort of schoolyard bully? If that's the case, I tip my sorting hat to the casting director of this series of movies. Because I took one look at this kid and just opened my wallet and whipped a twenty at my monitor.
The not so good news for Jamie Waylett is that horticulture doesn't get the same respect as it once did. He and a friend were arrested for being in p...
Carrie Underwood is issuing apologies both to Matthew McConaughey and to her family over her completely Wonder Bread comment made to the star during her American Country Music Awards acceptance speech for Entertainer of the Year.
Carrie Underwood was overwhelmed to have won "Entertainer of the Year" at the American Country Music Awards on Sunday night, but the moment did turn a little mortifying when she made a sexual reference joke to wanting to see Matthew McConaughey's "boots" in her accepta...
After last night's fuckery, my soul has basically fled my body. I spent most of my night rocking back and forth in a corner crying and craving Sky Bars and contemplating what benefit there was to me staying on this planet. I'm basically Lindsay Lohan. So today you should expect one line entries with no commentary provided that extends past the bare essentials.
Therefore, Iron Chef America's Cat Cora and her wife Jennifer who have both been knocked up, as mentioned here and here, finall...
It can be a difficult thing to do-looking for the positive in any situation. When my son was four or five, he once said that although people dying of cancer was really sad, it "made room on the earth so that new babies can be born." That always stuck with me. This young child who could find the silver-lining in any tragic circumstance. Even cancer. And with that same, cancer-embracing mindset, I'd like to document the qualities I most admire about Mischa Barton. My word count begins....